Saturday, January 12, 2008

Jackass: The Game

I love Johnny and all his jackass buddies but I hate this game. After playing for five minutes I thought my DS was broken. The audio was muddy and the levels were all off. The graphics were blurry. I've played a lot of junk but this takes the cake. I made better games in BASIC in my ninth grade computer class. I'm stunned by this dreck. The only explanation is that this game is the ultimate Jackass stunt and its victim is its audience. Nah, even Steve-O wouldn't be that big of an ass.

Meet me at my house tonight and we'll hunt for the bastards that unleashed this monstrosity on the world. I'll have enough pitchforks and torches for everyone.

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