Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Some sort of wall covering

A lot of Flickr users are drooling over these pics of some gent's workspace that he's decorated with a wall wrap depicting Super Mario. 

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Have a Happy Summer Everyone

Summer is here. Which means hot days, holidays for many and insects. If you're a camping or wilderness type you will be bombarded with mosquitos and black flies and leaches(if you decide to swim in a pond). Many annoying insects rely on your blood to sustain themselves. Parasites of sorts. If they don't get their fill of your crimson nourishment, they will be left behind and will die.

Speaking of parasites, a good number of people will be playing video games. No school means more time for games. I can't fault the victims of crappy consoles. They have been brainwashed by the parasites that these living- room- waste of space are. There are so many nerds, geeks and jocks who have gone astray ino the barren wastelands of Xbox and Playstation. I feel bad for these folks. Like the parasites, these consoles survive off of these victims. They lay in wait, watching what Nintendo does innovation-wise, and then mimic Big Daddy N and claim the idea as their own. If they go off on their own and try to create something  new themselves, they fail.

Like the sumer holidays, the time of the Xbox and Playstations will come to an end. They won't be able to keep up with the constantly evolving Nintendo and will end up dying. The funny part is that there will always be another crappy console laying in wait.

Have a great summer everyone. Stay safe out there. We all want to see what Nintendo brings us this fall. Remember always use Xbox and Playstation repellent.


Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Podcast 6

Podcast Numeral 6 is ready for your listening pleasure.  So get your ears on, grab a cold pop, and enjoy. 

Easily one of our better casts.  This episode we talk about Wii Fit, George Lucas, Father's Day, Air conditioned DSs, Guitar Hero nerds and a whole lot more.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Here we go

Now we gots Playboy bunnies demoing Wii Fit.  Non-nude but NSFW.

Xbox: Miitoos

Once again demonstrating the innovation that propels the company Mimicsoft appears ready to roll out Miis for their console.  Combine that with their "new" Newton motion sensing controller and you've almost got a Wii.  Bastards.  I mean come on.  They look exactly the same.

Bill vs the Battletoads

Very amusing mashup video of Bill O'Reilly's infamous freak out and the notoriously difficult third level of Battletoads. Warning: Salty language.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Genesis does what Nintendon't

How'd that work out for you guys anyhow?

Only the purest nerds want more Wii memory: Nintendo

You gotta love it.  The nerds are tearing at their pocket protectors because Nintendo dared to call them out for the greasy, unshowered losers they are.  Laurent Fischer, at a Nintendo press event, said only "geeks and otaku" were interested in more storage for their Wiis.  Beautiful.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ

Check out this site for the latest DS deliciousness:  Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ.  If you don't buy this just for the title you're a damned idiot.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Wii Spray Bomb controller

Jet Grind Radio had already occurred to me as a natural fit for the Wii but this Wii Spray Bomb controller really brings the whole concept home.  Sign me up.

Wario Lemieux steals Stanley Cup

Onion: Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux steals Stanley Cup.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Podcast V

V for victory!  Podcast V is now available.  Haven't actually listened to it yet.  I'm sure it's fine.  lol.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Is Lucas retarded?

I'm starting to wonder.  First he screws up the Star Wars prequels, then he somehow manages to mess up Indiana Jones.  Now he's spouting off that maybe we won't see the vintage Lucasarts adventure games on the DS as previously announced because "it's impossible to fit them on a DS cart."  Impossible.  It's impossible to fit four Amiga 5.25" floppies on a 256MB cart.  Okay.  Sure George.  Then how come those of us with flash carts are already playing them?  Whatever dude. Dumbass.