Monday, February 25, 2008

Phil Harrison resigns from SCE!

It pains me to report on what appears to be a Sony story here on this fortress of Nintendomania but this story has everything to do with Nintendo in a roundabout way. Phil Harrison, President of Sony Computer Entertainment (what the suits call the GayStation brand) has resigned. No doubt his bleeding ulcer--aggravated by the avalanche of Wii successes--is no longer manageable without daily care from Ken Kutaragi's soft man hands. Hopefully Phil can spend some time playing turds like Lair on his BS3. Time to throw PlayStation onto the pile of consoles destroyed by the Nintendo war machine! NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER!

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